Once, a redneck asked me : "what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?" "what?" "Nothing - you've already told her TWICE!!!"
Jokes
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop.
Q. Why do blondes like lightning? A. They think someone is taking their picture.
why did the blonde die her hair brown? so people would stop talking about her!!!
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "Sorry, we don't need anyone..." they replied. "You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone.
A man enters a clock shop and takes out his manhood and puts it on the counter. The lady assistant says to him "Sir this is a clock shop not.
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of a super market. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he...
You're a redneck if.... Your idea of a 7-course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.
A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, "Look, a dead bird." And the blonde looks up and says, "Where?"
MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchBy Hank VorjesVATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Peter's Square this morning, MICROSOFT Corp. and the Vatican announced that the Redmond software giant will acquire the Roman Catholic Church in exchange for an unspecified number...