Jokes
Two guys were talking at work. "I've got a problem," said the first one. "What is it?" "My wife has done it to me again. I'm supposed to buy my.
A little girl was attending her first wedding where the whole wedding party was dressed in white. She was watching the proceedings with interest for a while before growing restless..
During training exercises, the Lieutenant was driving down a muddy back road when he encountered another car stuck in the mud, with a red-faced Colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep.
A math teacher asked her student, "Billy, if both of your parents were born in 1967, how old are they now?" After a few moments, Billy answered, "It depends." "It.
A man was the first to arrive at work one morning. The phone rang and he answered. When the caller asked for some specific information, the man explained that it.
A farmer and his recently hired hand were eating an early breakfast of biscuits and gravy, scrambled eggs, bacon and coffee that the farmer's wife had prepared for them. Thinking.