Your mama is so fat,you half to wax the door and hold a twinkie on the other side,just to get her through
Dirty jokes
Four nuns are standing in line for confession. The first nun goes into the confessional and says bless me father for I have sinned I touched a man�s private parts..
A farmer hires a college student one summer to help around the farm. At the end of the summer the farmer says, "Son, since you have done such a fine.
A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I...
A man asked the waiter for a look at the dessert menu, which the waiter produced from a special pouch in his uniform. The man ordered a desert, and the.
What is the difference between an essex girl and a Kit Kat? You only get 4 fingers in a Kit Kat
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a large boul with shit and proceed to slurp it noisily, to the amazement of his audience. One night he had just begun the wow finish of his act when he stopped...
Did you hear about the giant with diarrhea? You didn't?! It's all over town!
A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents. He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at.
Didja hear that diarrhea's hereditary? Yeah, it runs in the jeans!