A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account. The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars."The accounts...
Dirty jokes
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork? Kermit's Dick
All the traffic is tied up all over LA and the man got out of his car to try to find out why he wasn't moving...its OJ again he was told�. he is sitting in the middle of the highway and threatening to set himself...
A salsman receved a call from his boss informing him he had an appontment with a competitor 150 miles away, and he only had two and a half hours to.
One day a guy got invited over to his girlfriend's parents house for dinner. He really liked the girl and was set out to impress her parents. When he arrived.
a man decided to go out fishing. while he was fishing his pole started to yank hard. so the man started wheeling in as fast and hard as he could. he saw the fish and it was pretty big.he said to himself ooo i can...
why does michael jackson like 26 yr olds? because there were 20 of them
Did you hear about the Aggie that was up all night studying for his urinal test?
A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant, buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine and on the way home he pulls over...