Bush Fans
By There’s a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans. Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy, Little Johnny.
The teacher asks Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.
Little Johnny says, “I’m not a Bush fan.”
The teacher says, “Why aren’t you a Bush fan?”
Little Johnny says, “I’m a John F. Kerry fan.”
The teacher asks why he’s a Kerry fan, and Little Johnny says, “Well, my mom’s a Kerry fan, and my Dad’s a Kerry fan, so I’m a Kerry fan!”
The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, “What if your Mom was a moron, and you’re dad was an idiot… what would that make you?”
Little Johnny says, “Well, that would make me a Bush fan.”
