Remote Batteries
By A blonde saw another blonde weeping beside her car.
“Do you need help?” she asked.
The weeping blonde replied, “I knew I should have replaced the battery in this remote door unlock thing, now I can’t get into my car. Do you think they [pointing to a distant convenience store] would have a battery for this?”
“Hmmm, I don’t know. Do you have an alarm, too?” the helpful blonde asked.
“No, just this remote ‘thing,'” the crying blonde answered, handing it and the car keys to the other blonde.
The helpful blonde took the key, manually unlocked the door, and suggested, “Why don’t you drive over there and check about the batteries it’s a long walk.”
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A man walked into a KFC restaurant and ordered a kids meal with a leg. The lady taking the order asked what side? The man being puzzled with the question said, “right what difference does it make?”
The lady laughed and said,”no French fries or mashed potatoes.”