Bad News in Surgery

Things You Don’t Want To Hear In Surgery1. Someone call the janitor – we’re gonna need a mop.2. Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!3. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?4. Hand me that…uh…that uh…..thingy.5. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.6. Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?7. Dang it, there go the lights again…8.”Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy’s got two of ’em.9. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!10. What’s this doing here?11. I wish I hadn’t forgotten my glasses.12. Sterile, shmeril. The floor’s clean, right?13. OK, now take a picture from this angle.14. What do you mean “You want a divorce”!15. Dang it! Page 47 of the manual is missing!