Author: wptangerine

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Shipwrecked Scotsman

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On September 24, 2023
A Scotsman was shipwrecked and finally washed ashore on a small island. As he regains consciousness on the beach, he sees a beautiful, unclad nymphet standing over him.She asks, "Would you like some food?" The Scot hoarsely croaks, "Och, lassie, I havna' ittin a bite...

Office Party

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On September 20, 2023

John woke up after the annual office party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom,.

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Death Notice

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On September 15, 2023
When the husband finally died, his wife put the usual death notice in the paper but added that he had died of gonorrhea.No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died...

Two Rednecks

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On August 30, 2023

Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, "Chickens." "Chickens, eh?" says one guy. "Hey, if I guess how many chickens.

Accident at Work

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On August 28, 2023
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner as usual when her husband's coworker, Tim, arrives at her door."Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've something to tell you.""Of course you can come in. You're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?""That's what I'm here to...

God’s Handiwork

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On August 21, 2023
Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked, "Did God make you, Grandpa?""Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered.A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, "Did God make me, too?""Yes, He did," the older man answered.For a few minutes, the little girl seemed...
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