Author: wptangerine

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8 Cents

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On February 23, 2024
A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. "That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk. "What's the eight cents for? asks the blonde. "It says one dollar right here on the packaging." "That's for tax." replies the clerk. "Gee," says...
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Pleading Student

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On February 16, 2024
A student comes to a young professor`s office after hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." she says. Then she leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes....

Bad Accident

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On February 12, 2024

Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You've had an accident involving a train. Patient: What happened? Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some.

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Feeling of Remorse

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On February 10, 2024
After her conviction of murder in the second degree, the District Attorney, during the sentencing hearing said to the defendant, "Mrs. Packard, after you put the arsenic in the stew and served it to your husband, didn't you feel even a little remorse for what...
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Bronze Sculpture

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On January 29, 2024
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculpture is so interesting and unique that he picks it up and asks the shop owner the...
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