A man of 77 went to the hospital to get a radical new surgical procedure done where they stretch the skin and pull all the wrinkles up onto the top.
A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells.
Two guys were talking at work. "I've got a problem," said the first one. "What is it?" "My wife has done it to me again. I'm supposed to buy my.
The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their parents did for a living. One little girl said her father was a doctor, another said her mother was an.
A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like hours, he is ready to go. Excited, he jumps out of the airplane. After a.
A blonde saw another blonde weeping beside her car. "Do you need help?" she asked. The weeping blonde replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery in this remote door unlock thing,.
