Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? To keep his ankles warm!
Author: wptangerine
During World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and a hit seemed inevitable. So the captain told the navigator.
Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
Marriage is a rest period between romances.
A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now we've caught you and we're.
what is a skeltons favorite park? rattel bones park!
A priest at a parochial school, wanting to point out the proper behaviour for church, was trying to elicit from the youngsters rules that their parents might give before taking.
Q: What's the best time for a dental appointment? A: Tooth-thirty.
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she was being given the guided tour by a senior consultant, they passed a room where a man was masturbating wildly through the window. Of course the Queen was not at all amused and...