One day a guy got invited over to his girlfriend's parents house for dinner. He really liked the girl and was set out to impress her parents. When he arrived at the girl's house he was quickly whisked into the dinning room where they were...
Author: wptangerine
Two Southern belles were having a picnic in a park. The first one says, "See my new diamond ring? My husband bought it for me."The second one says, "Oh, that's.
Gary Coleman said that if he's elected governor of California, he's going to build condos for "little people." Everything will be scaled down to their size. Kitchen cabinets lower, sinks,.
A man was walking in the city, when a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner accosted him. The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you...
Did you know that Bill Clinton really was supportive of Monica throughout thier tryst? He kept telling her, "Chin up young lady, chin up."
"WHO WANTS TO WIN AN OIL WELL". This is how the game is played. A contestant will be required to pick the correct answer out of 4 possible answers. For.
An African diplomat was talking to the prim and proper Washington hostess. "In my country," he said, "the most popular of all activities is making love to our livestock." Shocked, the wide eyed hostess said, "Oh! Isn't that revolting?" "No," the diplomat replied, "that's our...
A nice man walks past a house and sees three girls sitting on their front porch. He stops and says to the first little girl, "Hello little girl, what's your.
1. Get off the mailman 2. Get the ball 3. Do you want a bone 4. Get down
So, it seems that some friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair....