Monday 8:05am User called to say they forgot password. Told them to use password retrieval utility called FDISK. They thank me and hang up. God, we let the people vote and drive, too? 8:12am Accounting called to say they couldn't access reports database. Gave them...
Author: wptangerine
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Hiroshima? Nothing.... yet.
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He finally went to a doctor, and was fitted with excellent new hearing aids. He returned a month.
a guy walks into a bar and sees a jug of money sitting on the tablE he says to the bartender "whats that money for" the bartender says "well its a contest you put in some loose change and then you get 3 tasks if...
The day before Thanksgiving, this little boy heard his mom and dad fighting. The husband said to the wife, "You stupid bitch, you have floppy tits." She wasn't about to.
All the traffic is tied up all over LA and the man got out of his car to try to find out why he wasn't moving...its OJ again he was.
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.130. Challenge your roommate to a duel. If he/she refuses, claim that you have won by forfeit and therefore conquered his/her side of the...
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I can pee farther than anyone else" "Yeah" the bartender says. "Sure, and I can pee right on the.
Hail hits your house and you have to take it to the body shop for an estimate.