I never admit or deny anything it makes things more interesting.
Author: juhy
Facebook is telling me to ’reconnect’ with my brother...hmmm, I see him everyday
I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
“A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.”
Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I’m tired of making other people feel good about themselves!
Why play so hard to get when you are already so hard to want?
Among the things that are so simple even a child can operate them are parents.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town? He was given a ticket for making a ewe turn.