Some men say they don’t wear their wedding band because it cuts off circulation. Well, that’s the point, isn’t it?
Author: juhy
Advice to husbands: Try praising your wife now and then, even if it does startle her at first.
After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side. “Son, when I first got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home.
“I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure out where the hell you got the idea I cared.”
A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man’s truck and said, “Why are these penguins in your truck?” The.
I wasn’t lying, I was just writing fiction with my mouth
An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again...
Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, "At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give us a talk about.
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with revenge. We'll see about that.