Oh... I didn’t tell you... Then It must be none of your business...
Author: juhy
Among the things that are so simple even a child can operate them are parents.
I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is 'Goodbye.'
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? So brunettes can remember them.
Some men say they don’t wear their wedding band because it cuts off circulation. Well, that’s the point, isn’t it?
Advice to husbands: Try praising your wife now and then, even if it does startle her at first.
After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side. “Son, when I first got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home.
“I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure out where the hell you got the idea I cared.”
A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man’s truck and said, “Why are these penguins in your truck?” The man replied, “These are my penguins. They belong to me.” “You need to take them...