Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Author: juhy
You’ll always stay young if you live honestly, eat slowly, sleep sufficiently, work industriously, worship faithfully and lie about your age.
Oh... I didn’t tell you... Then It must be none of your business...
Among the things that are so simple even a child can operate them are parents.
I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is 'Goodbye.'
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? So brunettes can remember them.
Some men say they don’t wear their wedding band because it cuts off circulation. Well, that’s the point, isn’t it?
Advice to husbands: Try praising your wife now and then, even if it does startle her at first.
After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side. “Son, when I first got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my pants. I gave them to your mother and told her to...