Even people who are good for nothing can bring smile on your face, when pushed down the stairs.
Author: juhy
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to Hell?
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to that can’t.
I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.”
A woman is like a tea bag: You can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.”
“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.”