Can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's an escape. I don't even have a home anymore. Think it's time for a new keyboard.
Author: Joker#1
People are making end of the world jokes. Like there is no tomorrow.
If at first you don't succeed, we have a lot in common.
When I found out that my toaster wasn't waterproof, I was shocked.
I am writing a horror screenplay. It starts off with a ringing phone. The person answers, and it's their mum saying "I have a computer question."
When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
Take my advice — I'm not using it.
Told my wife I wanted our kids every other weekend and she reminded me that we're married and live together so I'd have to see them every day.
Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.