Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder. Thank God I was on the third step.
Author: Joker#1
A tree house is the biggest insult to a tree. "Here, I killed your friend. Hold him."
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
Top 3 situations that require witnesses: 1) Crimes 2) Accidents 3) Marriages Need I say more?
My friend claims that he "accidentally" glued himself to his autobiography, but I don't believe him. But that's his story, and he's sticking to it.
What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing Taxi.
Sometimes, when I am matching socks, I think, "What if these two socks don't even like each other?"
With how things have been going, I do have hope for the future, but I also built a bomb shelter just in case.
The difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is that little space in between we call the "Friend Zone".