Disabled Vehicle
By A car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. The lady driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She then takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them, and stands them at the rear of the vehicle, facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats and appear naked to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up. It isn’t very long before a police car arrives. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the lady in the disabled vehicle, yelling, “What is going on here?”
“My car broke down, officer,” says the woman calmly.
“Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?” asks the officer.
“Well, those are my emergency flashers!” she replies.
great idea i have had a flat tire and cars and walkers all passed by i was taught to know some things about cars as women are often ignored so guys would not have to get their hands dirty..