“Hello, police department? I’ve lost my cat and… " “I'm sorry lady, but this is not a police job, you can try calling…" “But you don’t understand, this is a very intelligent cat. He is almost human. He can practically talk.” “Well, in that case...
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A priest was driving home when he came across a dead pig lying on the road. He calls the police to inform them. A cocky sergeant answered the call. "Did.
My mom has a lead foot, so I was not surprised when a state trooper pulled us over as we were driving through Georgia. Hoping to get off with a.
I was driving home from work when I was pulled over for not wearing a seat belt. Three days later, I got the same ticket, at the same stop, from the same cop. “So, have you learned anything?” asked the cop. “Yes, I have,” I...
In one small rural town the sheriff also fulfilled the role of the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your.
Three men appear in court, on charges of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park. The judge asks the first defendant, "What were you doing?" "Oh, just throwing peanuts.
A car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. The lady driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She then takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them, and stands...
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.“But officer," the man began, “I can explain”.“Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going.
Three police officers were standing in line at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked the first officer, “What did you do with your life?" "I was a police officer," he.
When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour until I finally got to sit down where the clerk took my picture.I inspected my photo for a moment and commented to...