In one small rural town the sheriff also fulfilled the role of the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your.
Three men appear in court, on charges of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park. The judge asks the first defendant, "What were you doing?" "Oh, just throwing peanuts.
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.“But officer," the man began, “I can explain”.“Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going.
Three police officers were standing in line at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked the first officer, “What did you do with your life?" "I was a police officer," he.
It was the last 10 minutes of his shift on the highway, and this cop had yet to catch a real speeder and score a huge ticket. Just as he.
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. The desk sergeant says “You’ll get your chance.