Plop position
By 1 Your mama’s so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting around her!
2 Y.M.S.F her job is spoon and fork operator.
3 Y.M.S.F she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
4 Y.M.S.F when she jumps she has to notify air-traffic control for permission to land
5 Y.M.S.F when she jumps Los Angeles has an earthquake!
6 Y.M.S.F the shadow of her ass weighs 200 pounds
7 Y.M.S.F she has more chins than the hong kong phone book.
8 Y.M.S.F she gave the hospital stretchmarks.
9 Y.M.S.F she has shock absorbers on her toilet seat. ?
Yo Mama so ugly when she got her driver’s license they had to ask her whether she was a man or woman.
10 Y.M.S.F when she sits on a chair she makes paper.
11 Y.M.S.F when she moves she needs planning permission
12 Y.M.S.F she fell in love and broke it.
13 Y.M.S.F it takes a plane train and automobile to get on her good side.
14 Y.M.S.F that when she sunbathed on the beach, Greenpeace tried to haul her back into the sea.
15 Y.M.S.F she has “print your advertisement here” on both ass-cheeks
16 Y.M.S.F Nasa use her as a launchpad
17 Y.M.S.F they used her as the trampoline in the Olympics.
Yo mamas like a gumball “cheap and easy to blow.” *
***YO MAMAS HEAD IS SO SMALL SHE GOTTA CURL HER HAIR WITH A GRAIN OF RICE****
-YO mamas like a volcano “hottest hole in town”
-Yo Mamas like a lake “always wet”
-Yo mamas like a shaving blade “every man has used her at least once”
-Yo mamas like coca-cola “most famous drink i know
your mama’s like a shotgun, two cocks and she’s ready to blow!
Yo mama is so bald that she tooka shower and got
brain washed
Your mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burn!
Q:whats the difference between your mama and a water buffalo?
A:about 25 pounds
Q:how do you make them equal?
A:either feed the water buffalo or shave your mama!