Fat, old, poor…
By Yo Mama So Fat….
…she fell in love and she broke it
…she jumped on a scale and it said “to be continued”
…she jumped on a scale and it said “one at a time please”
…she jumped on a dollar and got four quarters
…she’s got her own area code
…her measurements are 36-24-36, and her other arm is just as big
…when God said let there be light, he told her to move her ass over
…she smokes a turkey after sex
Yo Mama’s so old…
…she was in Jesus’s yearbook
…when God said let there be light, she flipped the switch
…her driver’s license number is one
Yo Family’s So Poor…
…your house has a kickstand
…you have to go home and take off your clothes so your father has pants
to go to work
Yo Dad’s So Bald…
…he reaches into his pants just to run his fingers through his hair
Yo House is so Nasty…
…the roaches wear shoes
…you wipe your feet before going out
Yo Mama’s So Stupid…
…she thought a quaterback is a refund
…I gave a penny for her thoughts and got change back