Abc's of School

Johny was in kindergarden. He had to use the restroom so he
raised his hand and Mrs. Linda said, “Yes Johny What is it?” He
asked her if he could go to the restroom. She said, “You know
the rule. You have to say your ABC’s first.” So he began, “A b c
d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” The teacher
replied, Johny, you forgot the ‘p’.” He said, “No I didn’t. ‘P’
is running down my legs!”