A night out
By Two women go out one night without their husbands. As they came back, right
before dawn, both of them drunk, They felt the urge to pee. They noticed the
only place to stop was a cemetery.
Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway. The first one
did not have anything to clean herself with, so she took off her pants and used
them to clean herself and discarded them.
The second not finding anything either, thought ‘I’m not getting rid of my
pants…’ so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself.
The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone,
and one says to the other: ‘We have to be on the lookout, it seems that these
two were up to no Good last night, my wife came home without her pants…’.
The other one responded: ‘You’re lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to
her ass that read, ‘We will never forget you!’