POOPIE LIST

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GHOST POOPIE: the kind that you feel the poopie come out but
theres no poopie in the toilet

CLEAN POOPIE: the kind where you poopie it out, see it in the
toilet but theres nothing on the toilet paper

WET POOPIE: the kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it
still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper
between your butt and your underwear so you wont ruin them with
the stain

SECOND WAVE POOPE: this happens when you’re done poopie-ing and
you’ve pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realise that
you have to poopie some more

POP THE VEIN IN YOUR FOREHEAD POOPIE: the kind where you strain
so much to get it out you practically have a stroke

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: the kind of poope that is so huge , you’re
afraid to flush with out first breaking it into little pieces
with the toilet brush

GASSY POOPIE: it’s so noisy everything within ear shot is
giggling

DRINKING POOPIE: the poopie you have the morning after a long
night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks
on the bottom of the toilet

CORN POOPIE: self explanatory

GEE I WISH I COULD POOPIE POOPIE: the kind where you want to
poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: where it hurts so bad coming out of you that
you swear it was leaving you sideways

WET CHEEKS POOPIE( THE POWER DUMP): the kind that comes out of
your but so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water

LIQUID POOPIE: the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out
of your butt and squirts all over the toilet bowl.

MEXICAN POOPIE: it smells so bad your nose burns

UPPER CLASS POOPIE: the kind of poopie that doesnt smell

SUPRISE POOPIE: you’r not even at the toilet because you are
sure you’re about to fart, but oops!…..a poopie!

DANGLING POOPIE (also known as THE KLINGON): this poopie refuses
to drop into the toilet even though you’re done poopie-ing. you
just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

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