Money Saving Alternatives

This older couple were sitting on the front porch in their rocking chairs talking about how they could save money on various necessities.
All of a sudden, the old man reached over, grabbed the woman’s breast and said, “You know, if these gave milk then we could get rid of the cows.” The old woman didn’t say anything so he moved his hand.

A few minutes later he reached over again and put his hand on her crotch. The old man said, “You know, if that could lay eggs then we could get rid of the chickens.” The woman didn’t say anything so he moved his hand.
A few minutes later, the old woman reached over, grabbed the husband’s crotch and said, “You know, if this worked, we could get rid of your brother.”