You Are What You Eat

One Halloween, Anthony and his friend Stephen been walkin
the main street with plans to egg places and people. None had
the gusts to throw an egg, but just because nothing was going
on, Stephen spoke up and said, “Hey Anthony, why aren’t you
throwin any eggs? Are ya scared?”
“Scared of what?” Anthony snapped back.
“Aw, you’re scared. Man, you’re a pussy I swear.” Shot back
Stephen.
“Your are what you it right? I guess that makes you shit,”
Anthony replied as he threw an egg at Stephen’s face.