Usual Tip

Johnny paid his way through college by being a waiter in a restaurant.

“What’s the usual tip?” asked a customer.

“Well,” said Johnny, “this is my first day, but the other guys said that, if I got five dollars out of you, I’d be doing great.”

“Is that so?” growled the customer. “In that case, here’s twenty dollars.”

“Thanks. I’ll put it in my college fund,” Johnny said.

“By the way, what are you studying?” asked the customer.

“Applied psychology.”


  1. These are the best jokes I have seen….I look forward each day to read one..
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    • Me too Martin… I love these pages… if I miss a day or two (or more) I spend the evening checking them all out, so laughing my butt off before I’m done… lol

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      • At least I have one fun thing to look forward to each day, keep them coming 🙂 thanks

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