Unannounced Visit

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 6:30 after work.

His wife screams at him while his friend sits and listens in.

“My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I am still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?”

Calmly the husband replies, “Because he’s thinking of getting married and I promised him a demo.”

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