The Top 14 Atheist Holiday Songs

14> O Little Town of Birmingham

13> I Don’t Fear What You Fear

12> Oh, Krispy Kreme

11> Angels I Have Heard While High

10> Grandma Got Run Over By a Train, Dear

9> Oh Come *On*, All Ye Faithful!

8> Silent Night. Total F**king Silence.

7> Hark! The Victoria’s Secret Angels Jiggle

6> We Kiss You a Mahir Christmas

5> Livin’ La Vida Loca — not that it has anything to do with atheism, but that Ricky Martin is HOT!

4> Whose Kid is This?

3> O Stoli Night

2> Amway — I’m a Manager

1> Got Breasts, Ye Merry Gentlemen?

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