An ugly man walks into a bar and a beautiful woman approaches him the woman asks the man, "How would you like to get out of here?" The man is stunned. He never thought a woman like her would ever approach him so he agrees....
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Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had.
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in. He was very good and pleasant company so they asked him to join them again.
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little frisky. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and smiling, he says...
A guy is walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows. "Twenty dollars" she whispers. He had never been with a hooker before, but decides what.
A man received the following text from his neighbor: I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife,.
A boss said to his secretary I want to have sec with you I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done. She thought for a moment then called her...
As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she.
There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, at the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one.
There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started. The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked...