Terrible Compulsion

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his member into the pickle slicer.

His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill declined saying that he’d be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong “What’s wrong, Bill?” she asked.
Bill said, “Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my┬ámember into the pickle slicer?”

“Oh Bill, you didn’t,” she said.

“Yes, I did,” said Bill.

“My God, Bill, what happened?”

“I got fired.”

“No, Bill, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?”

“Oh, she got fired too.”

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