Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to...
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Q. What two words will clear out a men's changing room quicker than anything else? A. Nice dick!
One night, a four-year old heard some strange noises in his parent's bedroom, so he gets out of bed to check it out. He enters their room and sees his.
Question = How can you tell you are at a gay picnic? Answer = The hot dogs taste like shit!
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight times. On his wedding night, his wife informed him that she was still a virgin. This.
Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving to Austin for their honeymoon. Along the way, Johnny, who's at the wheel, reaches over and.
one time there was a littel boy name humpherfaster . and his dad was the presable to his school . his teather said if u need any thing raise your hand so hump her faster raised his hand . so his teaher asked what do...
A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of.
A man and a woman were waiting in line at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're.
a girl called shagg alot was in a room with the milkman and they were in bed and the mam cam in and sed shaggalot