An idiot walks into a hardware store and asks for a saw that will cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line chain saw model. The idiot is suitably impressed, and buys it. The next day he brings it...
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A redneck dials 911 in a panic and screams to the phone: "Operatur, we need some help here, we got some lady floppin around haven a heart attack or somethin..
Deep in the back woods of Tennessee, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery..
A Redneck finds a lamp. He rubs it and a Genie emerges. The Genie tells him he will be granted three wishes. The Guy thinks for a moment and says, 'First, give me a bottomless mug of beer.' A mug of beer appears in his...
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence..
Billy-Bob and Bubba were sitting in the back of a trailer, drinking a beer and talking about life. Billy-Bob said, "If I snuck over to your house while you were.
Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a po-lice roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" "Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull...
A Redneck finds a lamp. He rubs it and a Genie emerges. The Genie tells him he will be granted three wishes. The Guy thinks for a moment and says,.
Two rednecks are fishing on their respective sides of the creek. Just as soon as one redneck put his line in the water, he slung a fish onto the bank. The.
A Tennessee couple, Dave and Rebecca, both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting Dave 'snipped.' The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make that decision. Why, after 9 children,...