How did the Farmer find his wife? He Tractor down!
marriage/relationship
One week before her wedding, a mother pulls aside her daughter (and bride-to-be). She says, "I will now give you the advice that has been passed down from generation to.
An 80-year-old millionaire becomes engaged to a beautiful 22-year-old model. He goes to his doctor for a checkup a couple of weeks before the wedding date. The doctor looks him.
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, dear?" She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night." The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell...
A man and his wife are having another fight in their crappy marriage. Wife: How many women have you slept with? Man: Only you, I was too busy to sleep.
Husband and his wife had a bitter fight on the day of their 20th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, “When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, “Here.
A man receives a call from his Credit Card Company, “Sir, we have detected an unusual pattern of spending on your card, and we are calling to see if everything is alright.”“Yes,” replied the man. “My card was stolen over a month ago.”“Why didn’t you...
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in. He was very good and pleasant company so they asked him to join them again.
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist - he insulted.
The tiresome jury selection process continued, each side hotly contesting and dismissing potential jurors. Don O’Brian was called for his question session.“Property holder?”“Yes, I am, Your Honor.”“Married or single?”“Married for twenty years, Your Honor.”“Formed and/or expressed an opinion?”“Not in twenty years, Your Honor.”