A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?" The man replied, "My.
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining.
A husband and a wife enter a dentist's office. The wife says, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just.
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond ear-rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach and a gold Rolex.”.
A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married. His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the.
A farmer and his brand new wife were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said,.
