Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull,...
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How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb? None. Let the bitch do it by herself. or None. Let the bitch cook in the dark.
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#10 Golfer: ''I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.'' Caddy: ''Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth.'' #9 Golfer: ''Think I'm gonna go drown myself in the lake.'' Caddy: ''Think you can keep your head down that long?'' #8...
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Lorena Bobbitt is writing a biographical book, its title is: "Six Inches From Prison." She also loves reading. Her favorite novel is "Moby Dick." And, next week she starts a.
At first, you think the Harmless Weirdo is adorably eccentric, offbeat, and intelligent--an iconoclast, really. Yes, he has a few unusual quirks and mannerisms, but he's no boring, cookie-cutter frat boy. In short, he's totally unlike any other man you've ever dated, which strikes you...
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur's youthful happiness. So he offered.
A lady said, "I'd give a thousand dollars to the man who would worry for me!" The man said, "You�re on!. Now where is my thousand dollars?" The lady said,.
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