Female Stages of Life
By THE FEMALE STAGES OF LIFE
AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon 66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser
AGE EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to wash and condition my hair 35 Need to color my hair 48 Need to have Francois color my hair 66 Need to have Francois color my wig
AGE FAVORITE SPORT 17 shopping 25 shopping 35 shopping 48 shopping 66 shopping
AGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A diamond” 48 “A bigger diamond” 66 “Home Alone”
AGE FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with money 35 tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain 48 a man with hair 66 a man
AGE WHAT’S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35 48 48 66 66
AGE IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks breakfast the next morning 48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids 66 He can chew breakfast
