A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his janitor. "I am goin' huntin' tomorrow Jimmy and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients and...
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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. “I have good news and bad news,” the owner replied..
A Doctor was addressing a large audience: “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful..
Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love. About 6 hours later, Morris goes...
Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing,.
A man arrived home from work one day and found his wife alone in the kitchen in a great mood, dancing and singing. "What has you in such a happy.
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.' 'Mrs. Sanders, please.' 'Speaking.' 'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as...
Pacing back and forth, a man was getting really anxious about his imminent operation. His wife asked him: "What's the matter? Why are you getting so worked up?" He replied:.
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to.
A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room at a doctor's office and approached the desk. The young receptionist asked, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?' 'There's something wrong with my penis', he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said,...