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Doctor’s Visit

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On January 9, 2023
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, "Where are you going ?" He said, "I'm going to the doctor." And she said, "Why? Are you sick?" "No," he said. "I'm going to get me some...

Cross Examination

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On December 23, 2022

A lawyer was cross-examining the doctor about whether or not he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death certificate. "No," the doctor said. "I did.

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Hunting Accident

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On December 17, 2022
A man was hunting when a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over & discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. "Well, sir, I have some good news & some bad...

Matter of Age

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On November 22, 2022

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall,.

Freeway Pileup

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On October 27, 2022

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but.

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Change of Profession

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On October 14, 2022
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and paperwork decided to give up practicing medicine. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, so he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for...

Awaiting Surgery

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On October 9, 2022

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery. He insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he.

Sick of Her

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On October 6, 2022

One time I got sick and landed in hospital. There was this one nurse that just drove me crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to me like.

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Doctor Gone Hunting

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On September 15, 2022
A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his janitor. "I am goin' huntin' tomorrow  Jimmy and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients and...
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