A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then.
There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat.As he looks back he.
A rich man had a party. He showed his guests his pool filled with alligators and announced that anyone who will swim across this pool and come out alive will be granted three.
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, “Hey lady,.
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey.
A poor man was poaching lobsters at the beach. A game warden, his first day on the job, saw him and said: "I'm going to have to arrest you. Poaching.
