Office Manager

The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. “What’s your name?” he asked the new guy.

“John,” the new guy replied.

The manager scowled, “Look, I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don’t call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only – Smith, Jones, Baker – That’s all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your name?”

The new guy sighed, “Darling. My name is John Darling.”

“Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is…“

3 Comments

  1. What’s the rest of the story, (John Darling)?

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    • my comment is , I call every one love or darling because I cant remember their names and having had three husbands it would have been a hazard , jo

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