Mirror

Legend has it that there is a restaurant in New York where, in
the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in
front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish.
However, if one tells a lie–*poof*–you are instantly swallowed
up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

Sooooo, A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies
Room and stands before the mirror and says, “I think I’m the
most beautiful woman in the world.”–*poof*–The mirror swallows
her.

Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says,
“I think I’m losing weight.”–*poof*–The mirror swallows her.

Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the
mirror and says, “I think….”–*poof*–