“Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile.”
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto maker for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black.
“When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.”
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill." Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid. The next month, he got...
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really upset and she told him: "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that.
“A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.”
“Have no fear of perfection—you’ll never reach it.”
A man dies and finds himself standing third in line at the Pearly Gates. The Angel explains that admission requirements are now a bit more strict, as a few slum.
“History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.”
A little boy was sitting outside a store eating one snickers candy bar after another, when an older man walked up and said, "You shouldn't be eating so much candy, it'll rot your teeth, it's just bad for you to eat so much candy." The little...