Secret Project

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto maker for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pick-up trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, “Oh, S—!”

Only the state of Alabama was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were, “Hey Y’all, hold my beer and watch this!”

8 Comments

  1. Bad taste. I’m not from AL but ANY person who has lost a family member or friend to drunk driving accident would be offended by this joke.

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    • I agree but took it as just dumb Alabama folk an priorities

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    • Give me a f****** break. Its a joke. And you politically correct a**holes have to loosen up

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      • Thank you Bill, at least someone isn’t too up tight to enjoy a bit of off color humor!

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  2. Now that’s a funny joke!Besides, I’m sure the state was just picked at random.

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  3. So we can’t make jokes anymore!! Life is too short not laugh and take even jokes so serious ! Get over it!

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  4. It is fine humor. God bless Alabama!

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  5. GET OVER IT, ITS A JOKE, SO SICK OF POLITICALY CORRECT A**HOLES.LIFES TO SHORT FOR NO HUMOR!!!!!!!!!!!!

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