Full Stop
By A police officer (who shall remain nameless) pulled over a red Porsche
after it had run a stop sign. “May I see your driver’s license and
registration please?”
“What’s the problem, officer?”
“Your just ran the stop sign back there at the last intersection.”
“Oh, come on pal, there wasn’t a car within miles of me”.
“Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a complete stop, look both
ways, and proceed with caution.”
“you gotta be kidding me!”
“It’s no joke, sir”.
“Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one within twenty
miles, and proceeded with caution.”
“That’s beside the point, sir. You are supposed to come to a complete
stop, and you didn’t. Now if I may see your license and. . .”
“You’ve got a lot of time on your hands, PAL! What’s the matter, all the
doughnut shops closed?”
“Sir, I’ll overlook that last comment. Let me see your license and
registration immediately!”
“I will, if you can tell me the difference between slowing down, and
coming to a complete stop.”
The police officer had enough. “Sir, I can do better than that.” He opened
the car door, dragged the obnoxious motorist out, and proceeded to
methodically beat him over the head with his nightstick.
“Now sir, would you like me to slow down or come to a complete stop?”
