Female prayer
By Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who’s not a creep.
One who’s handsome, smart and strong, One whose thingy is thick and long!
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call, he won’t wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, he won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair & opens the door,
Massages my back & begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind, Knows just what to say when I ask ” how big’s my behind?”
One who will make love till my body’s a twitchin’,In the hall, the shower, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no-end, And never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the jackass you sent me instead!
A-Man
Submitted by Tantilazing
Edited by Calamjo
