Engines

There were two blonds flying on an airplane, and they were
sitting there talking, when all of the sudden, they feel this
huge jolt. They look out the window, and see the farthest left
engine on fire, the captain comes over the loud speaker, and
says, “I don’t want you to panic, but I know you felt that jolt,
and I just want to let you know, that the farthest left engine
has gone out, but don’t worry, this plane is equipped to fly
with three engines. We will make it to our destination, it will
just take us an hour longer.

So the two blonds continue talking, and twenty minutes later,
they feel another big jolt, the captain comes on again, saying,
“Please don’t worry, we have lost another engine, but the plane
can handle flying like this, it will just take us three hours to
get to our stop.”

The blonds kind of look at each other, a little worried, and
then resume talking. After another few minutes, bam, they feel
another painful bump, and again, the captain comes on, “I am
sorry, but once again, one of the engines has gone out, we will
however, be able to make it but it will take five hours to get
there.”

The blonds are really worried now, and one of them says to the
other, “You realize, that if the other engine goes out, we’re
gonna be up here forever?”