Dog named Mypenis

Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was ‘Mypenis’?Mypenis ate my homework.Sorry I’m late. I was playing with Mypenis.I’m sorry, Officer. I didn’t realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.I love giving Mypenis a bath.Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds.Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?Help! I can’t find Mypenis!Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking for Mypenis.Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis!Watch it or you’ll step on Mypenis.When Mypenis behaves well, he gets a bone.Sorry I’m late, but Mypenis kept me up howling all night…