The 5 toughest questions women ask - and their answers The five questions are: 1 - "What are you thinking?" 2 - "Do you love me?" 3 - "Do I look fat?" 4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?" 5 - "What...
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three soldiours were in hospital beds and the queen comes to visit them she goes up to the first man whats wrong with you she says. scabs all over my.
The other night during dinner my brother told a joke and I laughed so hard that milk shot out my nose. The creepy part is that I wasn't drinking milk..
Dictionary of Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out. GETS ALONG EXTREMELY WELL WITH SUPERIORS AND SUBORDINATES ALIKE: A coward. SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE: Stupid. OF...
Sign on restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come in and get fed up." Sign in a bowling alley: "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin.
Ur momma is so fat, she uses a tree as a dildo!!
A man was sitting with a few beers watching T.V. When his wife came home she opened the door to the house and said to her husband "Honey could please fix this door, it's gonna fall off". He replied "Do I look like I have...
He's as sharp as a beach ball.
There is a little Mercedes 280 SL in Toronto being driven by a gorgeous blonde and the plate reads:WAS HIS
1.Bullet Proof' vests aren't. 2.The bigger they are, the harder they fall. They also punch, kick and choke harder too. 3.The speed at which you respond to a fight call is inversely proportional to how long you've been a cop. 4.Tear gas works on cops...