1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of funding. 2. You have to be against capital punishment but for abortion on demand - in short, you support protecting the guilty and killing the innocent. 3. You have to believe...
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Yo mamma's so fat when God said let there be light he said move over
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father. His father.
What do you call a prozzy with her hands down her pants???? Self employed
You've named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two".
I can let you have this top-of-the-line stereo for nine hundred dollars, minus six percent for cash," the salesman said. The customer, not able to figure the calculation, said he.
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What did Ellen Degeneres say to Kathy Lee? Can I be Frank with you? Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Curtis
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding...